$60 could get you this hylian shield! Etsy user Ivanapepalona is hand sewing them on demand. While the description says it could be 5-7 days, I suspect some recent internet attention might push that out a bit. Good luck!
Created by the folks at the Black Cherry Cake Company, this cake is simply fantastic. Even though I personally associate zelda to the original Nintendo Entertainment System, I can identify with the craftsman ship on display here with the edible Nintendo 64.
Check out some of the detail shots below to see what an amazing job they did. If you get a chance, you should check out some of the other cakes on their site too. That predator one is rediculously well done.